hasyavada

There was a competation between guy and girl …….. he couldn’t  beat her  , atlast he asked her  I can write words on wall in my urine, can you, girl defeated…

One man go to one house, calls the lady and ask do you have a hole, for three days she complaints to her husband, her husband tells, you tell him, yes she have , next day she tells him yes I have, then man ask then why your hushmand come for my wifes hole.

One man was taking sun bath nude, one girl comes, he immediately close paper, shhhhhhhe ask what is ther, he reply birds, then he sleeps, then when he wave up, us see he is hospitalized, then he call that girl n ask what happened, she says the birl splite on face, to crush its eggs, and its neck and burnt its next.

James bond  invited  to find one issue. Issue is to find which girl in a group havnt wore underwear. He found 2, the center head asked how you found.  James bond replies I found dandruff on their shoes.

In a lift, one guy and a girl going, guy with his elbow touchs girls breast, girls stares at him, guy ask, if your heart is soft like ur breast, plz forgive me, the, girl says in return if your dick is hard like your elbow , plz come to my room.

Queen Victoria declared that if any Indian satisfies her, she will declear Independence for Indians. Many went came back, atlast father of nation went didn’t come 3 days, then with curiousity his follower went to window and listened that , gandhiji was telling OOtoo ram Utoo, from last 3 days, Atlast with very very disappointed statues she decleard indiependence…

One guys newly married, and he don’t know anything about sex. He asks his friends help, his friends calls and started guiding him, while he says, okay open her dress kiss her, press her breast, suck the breast hug, then you have I have, but she don’t  have that, he just takes his mobile and put in her hole, next day friend says okay put ur hard thing of your body, then he thinks the hard thing is his head, then when she was urientd he put his head. In her hold……