SUPER GAALI, BOY: Shut up bitch, ur pussy has been used more than google.. Girl : dont talk, u asshole, I wear heels longer than ur erect dick..
Sir: hudugigu aunitgu, ajjigu , iro vyatyasa enu?
Gunda:Hudugi drakshi, aunti vanadrakshi, ajji Rudrakshi.
Gjunda, swamijigale, nivu yake maradha slipper hakthira? Swamiji: Hudugiru kaalu mutti namaskara madidhaga current hodidhe irali antha.:
ISRO SCIENTISTS hav found ice and water on moon, we just need to carry whisky and chips,with us, we cont depend on dscientist for evrything.
Marwadi wife, aaj main towel mein thi, aour sarurji aagaye, husband: phir kya tumne kya kiya,, wife: phir kya ji, jaldi se towel uppar karke ghungat banaliya.
1.one guy had 3 girl to enjoy, but two had HIV, AND HE had two condoms, he use two with one girl, the he remove and use one , and which ever he removed the revers and put on the one already he had and use the third girl..........
2.one guy takes a pines larger machine, in that they sent him, a magnified lens, and said plz not to use under sun.
3.A Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this Question:
Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom??
Michael:"Just a minute, I have to go pee.."
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite.. How about you Sam??
Sam said:"I really need to go to the Toilet, i'm sorry.."
Teacher: That's better but still not nice to say the word Toilet..
Oh you Little Johnny?? Can you use your brain??
Little Johnny said:"Darling, May i please be excused for a moment?? I've got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom i hope to introduce to you after dinner."
"TEACHER FAINTED!!!"
4. SANTA Watching Fashion show
.
Suddenly Son Came,
.
Santa(baat ghumaate hue)-Garib Ladkiyan He,
... Kapde Lene K Liye B Paise Nhi H
.
.
Son:Isse B Garib Dekhni he to mere pas CD hAi...
5. Ek Chor ne dudhwale ko nanga kar k ped se bandh diya,aur sari bhais le gaya.
Subah logo ne use khola,to usne bhais k bachhade ko khub mara.
Logo ne kaha is be juban ko q marte ho?
Dudhwala-ye madarchod 4 mahine ka ho gaya,par gandu ko 'Than' aur 'Lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di rat bhar chus chus k.
Ramesh ghar aaya to dekha ki wife bed pe bina kapdo k leti hai,
Paseena nikal raha hai or saas phooli hui hai.
ramesh:- Kya hua..?
Wife:-dil ghabra rahahai, Doctor ko leke aao.
ramesh dr. ko lene bhaga to bacche ne darwaze pe rok k kaha:- Papa suresh uncle bed k neeche nange lete hue hai.!
ramesh gusse me waapis aaya, Bed k neeche se use nikala aur bola :-"Madarchod, teri bhabhi ko heart-attack aaya hai, or tu nanga ho k bacche ko dara raha hai."
Sir: hudugigu aunitgu, ajjigu , iro vyatyasa enu?
Gunda:Hudugi drakshi, aunti vanadrakshi, ajji Rudrakshi.
Gjunda, swamijigale, nivu yake maradha slipper hakthira? Swamiji: Hudugiru kaalu mutti namaskara madidhaga current hodidhe irali antha.:
ISRO SCIENTISTS hav found ice and water on moon, we just need to carry whisky and chips,with us, we cont depend on dscientist for evrything.
Marwadi wife, aaj main towel mein thi, aour sarurji aagaye, husband: phir kya tumne kya kiya,, wife: phir kya ji, jaldi se towel uppar karke ghungat banaliya.
1.one guy had 3 girl to enjoy, but two had HIV, AND HE had two condoms, he use two with one girl, the he remove and use one , and which ever he removed the revers and put on the one already he had and use the third girl..........
2.one guy takes a pines larger machine, in that they sent him, a magnified lens, and said plz not to use under sun.
3.A Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this Question:
Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom??
Michael:"Just a minute, I have to go pee.."
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite.. How about you Sam??
Sam said:"I really need to go to the Toilet, i'm sorry.."
Teacher: That's better but still not nice to say the word Toilet..
Oh you Little Johnny?? Can you use your brain??
Little Johnny said:"Darling, May i please be excused for a moment?? I've got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom i hope to introduce to you after dinner."
"TEACHER FAINTED!!!"
4. SANTA Watching Fashion show
.
Suddenly Son Came,
.
Santa(baat ghumaate hue)-Garib Ladkiyan He,
... Kapde Lene K Liye B Paise Nhi H
.
.
Son:Isse B Garib Dekhni he to mere pas CD hAi...
5. Ek Chor ne dudhwale ko nanga kar k ped se bandh diya,aur sari bhais le gaya.
Subah logo ne use khola,to usne bhais k bachhade ko khub mara.
Logo ne kaha is be juban ko q marte ho?
Dudhwala-ye madarchod 4 mahine ka ho gaya,par gandu ko 'Than' aur 'Lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di rat bhar chus chus k.
Ramesh ghar aaya to dekha ki wife bed pe bina kapdo k leti hai,
Paseena nikal raha hai or saas phooli hui hai.
ramesh:- Kya hua..?
Wife:-dil ghabra rahahai, Doctor ko leke aao.
ramesh dr. ko lene bhaga to bacche ne darwaze pe rok k kaha:- Papa suresh uncle bed k neeche nange lete hue hai.!
ramesh gusse me waapis aaya, Bed k neeche se use nikala aur bola :-"Madarchod, teri bhabhi ko heart-attack aaya hai, or tu nanga ho k bacche ko dara raha hai."
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