1.Huduga: neenu yestu gantege yeddeltiya? Girl:Time illa, manasu bhandaga, Boy:chi kalli, neenu nan tunne tharane.
2.Do u know why china has the largest population in the world? Their condoms are "Made in China":P
3. a school boy was masturbating in school bathroom.l suddenly teacher came n open d door Boy: mam, 4 u 100 years.
4.mestru: yakko gunda class nalli elrigu ket maath adthiyanthe? gunda: avannkaan yaav bevarsi gaandu bolimaga saar nim thikakke bathi ittonu?
5.its only a second to get crush, one hour to like, a day to love, but takes whole life to forget.
6.docts-lips ge gaya hegaytu? Gild: nanu kis madtidde, astralli yaro bagilu badidaru adke avnu hedari zip hakida.
7.70 sal ki umar me sex pe kuch bolne k liye jabardasti se budhe ko kahagya.Bhuda :ye bahut hi mushkil hai, bilkul vaisa jaise rassise illiards khelna.
8.learn one in life, kannu oresuvavaru sikthare, but moogu oresuvavaru sigolla, so nimma hatra itkondiri kerchief.
9.3 words more powerful than I LOVE U? salary credited to ur account.
10.1000 pusthaka odhi dynan sampadhisuvudhakintha obba bhudhivanthana savahasa madodhu uttham,so neevu nannageyaavag bekadharu cal maadi.
11.we always miss 1 when we the person is in ur heart, or u want always in that persons heart.
12.dont think ur everything, dont think u r nothing, think u are something, so u can achive any thing.
13. astrologer, in a month the dad of ur child will die, mom, ho my god thank, my husband wont die.
14.shishna
15.pigone gets two baby one black and white, that black get jellous of white, and just apply poison to his moms nipples, next day pigones dad dead.
16. twine baby in mother wobe,one baby says see some one came inside, 2 baby says it is dad, if uncle come, he ware mask to his face.
17. one girl gets horny and just insert testtube in her hole, and tube broke and get stichs, so doct, says if u would come here with out stich would save u.
2.Do u know why china has the largest population in the world? Their condoms are "Made in China":P
3. a school boy was masturbating in school bathroom.l suddenly teacher came n open d door Boy: mam, 4 u 100 years.
4.mestru: yakko gunda class nalli elrigu ket maath adthiyanthe? gunda: avannkaan yaav bevarsi gaandu bolimaga saar nim thikakke bathi ittonu?
5.its only a second to get crush, one hour to like, a day to love, but takes whole life to forget.
6.docts-lips ge gaya hegaytu? Gild: nanu kis madtidde, astralli yaro bagilu badidaru adke avnu hedari zip hakida.
7.70 sal ki umar me sex pe kuch bolne k liye jabardasti se budhe ko kahagya.Bhuda :ye bahut hi mushkil hai, bilkul vaisa jaise rassise illiards khelna.
8.learn one in life, kannu oresuvavaru sikthare, but moogu oresuvavaru sigolla, so nimma hatra itkondiri kerchief.
9.3 words more powerful than I LOVE U? salary credited to ur account.
10.1000 pusthaka odhi dynan sampadhisuvudhakintha obba bhudhivanthana savahasa madodhu uttham,so neevu nannageyaavag bekadharu cal maadi.
11.we always miss 1 when we the person is in ur heart, or u want always in that persons heart.
12.dont think ur everything, dont think u r nothing, think u are something, so u can achive any thing.
13. astrologer, in a month the dad of ur child will die, mom, ho my god thank, my husband wont die.
14.shishna
15.pigone gets two baby one black and white, that black get jellous of white, and just apply poison to his moms nipples, next day pigones dad dead.
16. twine baby in mother wobe,one baby says see some one came inside, 2 baby says it is dad, if uncle come, he ware mask to his face.
17. one girl gets horny and just insert testtube in her hole, and tube broke and get stichs, so doct, says if u would come here with out stich would save u.
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