hasyavada

There was a competation between guy and girl …….. he couldn’t  beat her  , atlast he asked her  I can write words on wall in my urine, can you, girl defeated…

One man go to one house, calls the lady and ask do you have a hole, for three days she complaints to her husband, her husband tells, you tell him, yes she have , next day she tells him yes I have, then man ask then why your hushmand come for my wifes hole.

One man was taking sun bath nude, one girl comes, he immediately close paper, shhhhhhhe ask what is ther, he reply birds, then he sleeps, then when he wave up, us see he is hospitalized, then he call that girl n ask what happened, she says the birl splite on face, to crush its eggs, and its neck and burnt its next.

James bond  invited  to find one issue. Issue is to find which girl in a group havnt wore underwear. He found 2, the center head asked how you found.  James bond replies I found dandruff on their shoes.

In a lift, one guy and a girl going, guy with his elbow touchs girls breast, girls stares at him, guy ask, if your heart is soft like ur breast, plz forgive me, the, girl says in return if your dick is hard like your elbow , plz come to my room.

Queen Victoria declared that if any Indian satisfies her, she will declear Independence for Indians. Many went came back, atlast father of nation went didn’t come 3 days, then with curiousity his follower went to window and listened that , gandhiji was telling OOtoo ram Utoo, from last 3 days, Atlast with very very disappointed statues she decleard indiependence…

One guys newly married, and he don’t know anything about sex. He asks his friends help, his friends calls and started guiding him, while he says, okay open her dress kiss her, press her breast, suck the breast hug, then you have I have, but she don’t  have that, he just takes his mobile and put in her hole, next day friend says okay put ur hard thing of your body, then he thinks the hard thing is his head, then when she was urientd he put his head. In her hold……

hasyavada 2

One lady before feeding her baby, she shakes her breasted and feed, nurse asked, what your baby will drink only milk shake.

Next day baby don’t like to put his mouth in to the breast , mother scolds haram zade, sabb iskku muu dalnekelliye rahthehai, aour thum aissa takarahehoi,

In a train one guy, one girl  was travelling, guy staring at her thighs she wides her thighs, she stares at her pussy, she say do you know my pussy will winkle, when he say it winkled, then she says it will kiss, when he say it kissed, then she asked why you are looking , why don’t you put ur finders, he asked, will it vishell..

Once father and a child goes to park, there dogs fucking , child asks what dog is doing, dad replies, for a new puppy both are tring, another day, dad and mom doing sex, boy asks what are you doing, dad says for another baby we are tring, boy no no I need a puppy, you try with that doggiestyle.

One boy lost his cycle and with fear he went and hide in a hidden place in his house. After searching him till night parents didn’t found the son, then dad starts sex, and says in this I can see whole world. Then boy shouts dad in that can you find my cycle.

After first night , guy goes out, and maide comes and inform that madam your sons dick skin was been teared see, she showed a used condomfrom dustbin.

In a interview interviewer asked what are the uses of two lips, first one says one is horizontal, anther is vertical, rejected, then second seleted , reason given that one is for me, another for boss.

Sardarji was going in a ladies cycle, where one girl was running nude, he asks her do she want a drop, after getting down, she asks this is a girl cycle, where the rod come, he replies, if you are not nude, then it wouldn’t.

After first night girls hole get tearsoff, guys says go to doctor and get stiched that hole, doctor says it can be paste with a gel, not stich, so girl says his husband , that doctor put some gum pasted, canot stich it seems.

Clap curse, for a guy, if he clap, his dick will growup, in a birthday party, forgotten he clapped , his dick grow long and came out, the girls in the party, laughed, then he went to a railway track and keeps on the track to get cutoff of it, then his girl friend removes her dress and train passoff..

In a bus 50 boys seated, then 50 girls comes and sits on their thighs, then one girl ask one guy are you mechanical engineer, boy yes how u kow, ur hard bolt touching me, then another girl ask r u civil enginner, your piller is pushing, then r u electronic engineer, your hardware is touching my soft ward, r u a electric engineer, ur current shock,

One child thoughs a ball on a roof, pragnent lady climb and take it , the the child say aunt you will get a baby boy, lady asks how u say, I can see the moutache of ur baby.