sardar ka bhandar.

Ek Bandar Ped Par Baitha Tha
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha
Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga
Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Par Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“

Love is name, sex is game,boys do fucking, girls enjoy pain. 1 nite plesure 9 mnths strain. 1 day in hospital n a junior fucker comes again.
Wt a fucking world.

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena”
Dukandar: “Kis Liye?”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho“

DAYALU hai......
har ladki ki god bharta hai.

asli GURU hai....
wo hamesha apne do shishyo ka sath nahi chodtha.

usme SAADGI hai.....
jab sara sansaar AC me sota hai wo ek choti si gufa me raat guzarta hai.

AADARNIYA hai....
wo har naari ko dekh kr khada ho jata hai.

DEVTA hai.....
chahe kitna modo marodo usme se amrit hi nikalta hai. jisse ye sari srushti chalti hai...

while girlz are being raped... rather than screaming "Help!" "Help!" "Help!"
.
.
its better to scream "I'm HIV positive"... :P

Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise ?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“ Boy: So, s*x at my place?

Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake.

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard

Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.

‎90 year man:
My 18 year wife is
pregnant, your opinion doctor?
Dr: Let me tell you a story..
A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella
instead of gun.
He moves in to the jungle,
sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella,
pulls the handle &
BANG.. the lion drops dead.!
Old man: That's impossible, someone
else must have shot the lion.
Dr: EXACTLY ..!

Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!Like if you get it ;D

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lund day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift de na tha...
Dost: Far mera Lund day day

In Sex Period Teacher Ask A Question:
“Sex Karte Time Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai, Girls Ko Ya Boys Ko?”
Boy: “Obviously We Enjoy More Then Girls”
Ladke Ke Sath Wale Bench Pe Ek Chalu Type Ki Ladki Bethi Thhi, Ye Sun Ke Boli
Ladki: “Galat Jawab, Jab Kaan (Ear) Mein Khujli Hoti Hai To Ungly Ko Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai Ya Kaan (Ear) Ko.“

Counter Strike Radio Commands in Hindi:
Fire in the hole : Unke Gand main dalo
Follow me : Laudo saath main chalo
affirmative : Theek hai laude
Negative : hadd bullya
need backup : Gand lag gayi.
Hold this position : Idhar hee Maa Chudao
Enemy spotted : Hijade deekh gaye
Sector clear : Jhata Koi nahi hai idhar
Stick together team : Tumhari maa ka bhosada, ek sath chalo
Team fall back : Maa Chud gayi, Bhago

Ghalib Ji Samunder Ke Kinare Bethe Thhe Aur Unhone Ek Sher Farmaya
Samunder Ke Kinare Bethe Hain Kabhi To Koi Lehar Aayegi
Kismat Badle Ya Na Badle Gaand To Dhul Jayegi